Well, I had to drag my bones to work this week after a couple weeks of staying home with the kids and slacking off. Full steam ahead with the normal crazy routine! So, in addition to my morning caffeine fix, I thought I could use a chuckle. How about you?
Take a minute to read this blog post. If you like my wonky sense of humor you will love this. I made the hubs read it, while I was laughing hysterically and gulping for oxygen, and he said (with the eye roll) that this is just the kind of stunt I would pull. Twisted minds think alike. Now I just need me a 5 foot chicken....
Need one of these for your next boo boo?
Can't get enough of Ryan Gosling lately. He always knows just what to say.
If you live in the Winnipeg area, are a Jets fan, or are just into NHL hockey, this will make you smile. It seems Hitler is a Jets fan, but is unhappy about the shortage of men's washrooms in the MTS Center.....
Have a good Monday!
LOL I love the chicken story!!!! Pick your battles.......I tell people that all the time when they are complaining about something very petty.
ReplyDeleteI just came very close to wetting myself at my desk after reading that chicken story! That's excellent!
ReplyDeletethose bandaids are too fun! off to check out the chicken story.....:)
ReplyDeleteOh my goodness, I am totally laughing out loud at everything in your post. I love the chicken story--and everything else. I can't get enough of your blog!
ReplyDeleteThanks for sharing the laugh. My hubs gave me a big "NO" when I wanted to buy new furniture last week (our plan is to get it in June) so I went to Home Depot yesterday and spent $300 on tile and wood so he can help me redo the kitchen. Now he has to do work...ha! He could have just sat on the new furniture ;) Smiles~Beth
ReplyDeleteI know! The whole Beyonce fiasco is so awesome and I never read her blog posts with food or drink in my mouth. Thanks for the laughs today!! (what do you do for work outside your regular 24 hour job at home?)
ReplyDeleteLOVE those bandaids!
ReplyDeleteI love the Bloggess and her giant chicken..(check out the monkey story too)
ReplyDeleteYou know, my husband didn't think it was funny either....while I had tears rolling down my cheeks!
Knock, knock mother@$%&er! I had seen that but I still laughed my head off upon reading it again.
ReplyDeleteNot sure whether I need a chicken like that or a 'Victor'!
ReplyDeletefab link, thanks for the link lolol
Oh my goodness...my sides ache from laughing so freaking hard.
ReplyDeleteIm so sorry you had to go back to work ...Im still on holidays you know.....
These are priceless... I'm still laughing and half the day has gone by since I saw your post!!! Thanks!
ReplyDeleteOh my gosh! I read that while I was pregnant. I TOTALLY had to run to the bathroom so I didn't pee myself! Seriously I cried and cried because I was laughing SOOOOOOOOO hard!
ReplyDeleteThanks for sharing!
PS I LOVE your Ipad cover and the story behind it!
oh that was such a wicked story. can't stop laughing still. thanks for sharing!!
ReplyDeleteBAWAHAHAHAHA!!!! I almost spot my coffee out!!!!
ReplyDelete*sigh* yeah, that whole going back to work thing sucked, right? I saw the bloggess post last year when it first came out, and laughed hysterically when I saw a smaller metal chicken when I was on holiday in France a couple of weeks later!
ReplyDeleteThe chicken story was awesome! I opened the link in the update at the bottom of her post and read the story about the towels and stickers...Hilarious! Thanks for sharing:)
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