Well, Big G is getting close to middle school, so we have been attending some school open houses to decide what is the best fit for him and our family. This past weekend, as we sat in the auditorium awaiting the presentation, a family sat next to us. The father was the OBGYN who had delivered LBNL six and a half years ago. We struck up some conversation and introduced LBNL to the doctor, telling her that he was in fact the first person to ever see her, even before Mommy or Daddy.
"He told us, 'It's a girl!'", I said, "and Daddy and I were both so happy!"
"But how did he know I was a girl?" LBNL asked.
"Well," I replied, "Girls have vaginas and boys have penises. You had a vagina so he knew you were a girl."
"SO YOU MEAN I WAS NAKED WHEN I WAS BORN, AND HE SAW MY PRIVATES???" she announced in her 100 decibel voice, standing and pointing at the doctor.
Umm. Yah. Annnnnd I pretty much shrivelled up and died at that point!